A narwhal in a world of unicorns.

PSA: Don’t drop out, because that’s exactly what they want. Stay in school. Fucking stick it to the man.

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pandaspwnz:

farfrompaid:

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE

(via fappuclno)

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gorlt:

and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine

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(via there-were-no-good-usernames)

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heart:

shoutout to the guy at my school that told me “nobody uses a computer anymore.”

(via fappuclno)

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5 days ago

skellyteen:

if you can’t handle me at my worst then that sucks because that’s all there is to me 

(Source: brambleroses, via ernest-lancaster)

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fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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(via uptonobueno)

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5 days ago

As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to turn you on at the most inappropriate of times.

(Source: whotoldyouu, via son-amour)

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cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

(Source: tomsigh, via misty-montgomery)

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1 week ago

bursten:

pretty girls with a messy bun and baggy shirts look hot as fuck but when i do it it’s like i’ve been doing drugs for 5 days straight

(via youwillunderstand)

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sirens-of-truth:

blackalleykat:

cumberbuddy:

gvacamolly:

petitbear:

skittleoakley:

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

When he says “really” ;’)

Never leave this un-reblogged

What a dear human being he is. 

Omg my heart can’t handle it

This warms my heart so much

(Source: skttle, via pleasantgoose)

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